● OPERATING — humans in the loop, pragmatic ones
HR-as-a-Service · No workshops · No bullshit

HR
without the
bullshit.

You're a founder. You don't want a culture deck. You don't want another offsite. You want someone to handle sick leave, payroll and the government forms so you can build the actual company.

0
Trust falls
0
Vision boards
100%
People-shit handled
48h
Median ticket time
NO TRUST FALLS NO ENNEAGRAMS NO “BRING YOUR WHOLE SELF” NO PIZZA FRIDAYS AS A BENEFIT NO RETROS ABOUT RETROS NO MIRO WORKSHOPS NO “CULTURE CODE” PDF NO LINKEDIN POETRY NO TRUST FALLS NO ENNEAGRAMS NO “BRING YOUR WHOLE SELF” NO PIZZA FRIDAYS AS A BENEFIT NO RETROS ABOUT RETROS NO MIRO WORKSHOPS NO “CULTURE CODE” PDF NO LINKEDIN POETRY
§01 — Manifesto

We do the work.
You skip the vibes.

  1. 01

    We know HR teams want to happy-clappy all things. We don't.

  2. 02

    We know you still have actual people-shit to sort out. We do that.

  3. 03

    We do it without retros about retros, or a workshop on workshops.

  4. 04

    Humans in the loop. Pragmatic ones. The kind that read the contract.

§03 — How it works

Three steps. Then quiet.

1
Step 1

Audit

30-minute call. We map your people-ops mess. No deck.

2
Step 2

Plug in

We connect to your HRIS, payroll, and Slack. One week.

3
Step 3

Operate

Tickets, filings, onboarding. Weekly digest. Monthly call.

§04 — Reality check

Are you our
kind of human?

✓ Yes, hi
  • Founders 10–250 people
  • Teams sick of HR theatre
  • You want filings filed
  • You like plain English
✕ Hard pass
  • You want a Chief Vibes Officer
  • You measure success in offsites
  • You think culture = ping-pong
  • You wrote a 47-page culture deck
§05 — Pricing

Flat fees. No "synergy" upsell.

Lean

€1,490
/mo · up to 25 people
  • Onboarding & offboarding
  • Sick leave & PTO ops
  • Monthly payroll support
  • Email + Slack
Start →

Operator

Most pragmatic
€2,990
/mo · up to 75 people
  • Everything in Lean
  • Government filings
  • HRIS administration
  • Weekly digest + named lead
Start →

Custom

Talk
75+ people / multi-country
  • Multi-jurisdiction
  • Audits & compliance
  • Dedicated pod
  • SLA on tickets
Start →
§06 — Questions

You ask.
We answer. Briefly.

So you're anti-HR? Are you anti-people?+
Opposite. We're anti the theatre. The actual people work — paychecks, leave, contracts, problems — gets more care here, not less.
Do you replace our HR team?+
If you don't have one, yes. If you do, we take the ops load so they can do strategy. Or whatever they do. Not our call.
Will you run a workshop?+
No.
Countries you cover?+
EU first (DE, FR, NL, ES, PT). UK and US contractor ops. Multi-country on Custom.
Do you take over employing our team?+
No. We don't employ anyone or replace your payroll setup. We're the human ops layer that runs onboarding, leave, contracts, and the admin on top of whatever stack you already have.

Let's skip
the meeting
about the meeting.

30 min. No deck. No follow-up funnel.